“I’m a goddess who guides humans who die young to the afterlife. You have two choices: You can start from square one with a new life, or you can go to Heaven and carry on like an old man. To tell you the truth, Heaven isn’t the dreamy place you all imagine it to be. Not only is there no TV, there are no manga or games, either. You don’t even have a physical body, so you can’t do anything sexual, either. There’s nothing to do there but bask in the sun for all eternity.”